Thursday, June 17, 2010

PENNY KING SCRIPT

'START OF PENNY KING SCRIPT'


"The Kingdom of Pen needs writers to document history.


The Penny King is offering to buy ASSOCIATED CONTENT for $300 million worthless US Federal Reserve Notes. They are holding out for pennies as they pay each author 1/150th of a penny for each person who clicks on a page of a writer who has their material published.


"AC claims it has paid out more than a million dollars already since its inception as an online top destination site. I want to pay writers a penny a word but the Kindom of Pen is distracted by being in the middle of trying to convince the leaders of the world to save their pennies because the Penny King has been on a buying binge of enormous proportions since the first of the year after renouncing a 13 year vow of poverty.


"The Penny King thinks that the Board of Directors of Associated Content is waiting for the stock market to come back so they can either sell the company to Rupert Murdoch or hold out for Google to buy them out!


"Google paid $2 billion for YouTube. AC does not yet have a whole lot of video content but is about to be deluged with it if all goes as planned in the Kingdom of Pen!


"13 years after taking a vow of poverty, HIS MAJESTY leaps out from under a bridge, jumps on a house for sale in the Queen Anne district of Seattle, and starts buying every piece of property in King County that he can get his hands on.


"The Penny King launches a bid to buy a mortage company on the 73rd floor of the Columbia Tower, the tallest building in Seattle built by none other than Martin Selig, a German Jew who works for the International Bankers.





"The Penny King has published his DECLARATION OF SOVEREIGNTY and made it widely publicly known. Now comes the truth that he is in fact not only the worlds first trillionaire but the heir to the throne of the Kindom of the Hungary!


"As part of an evolving eventual agreement THE PENNY KING comes to terms with a few dozen aspiring writers who during one week develop a series of tactical strategies, articles,, programs, projects, orders, budgets, and distribution agreements for publishing the philosophy of the KINGDOM OF PEN together, and sharing it with the entire world!


"He guides these twelve hand picked writers, twelve hand picked actresses, twelve hand picked producers, twelve hand picked directors, twelve hand picked actors, twelve hand picked musicians, songstresses, and singers, and twelve hand picked Executive Producers, to put together more than a dozen scripts on an infinite array of interwoven subjects.


"THE PENNY KING guides you through the development process and brings you into the fold so to speak on a trial basis and takes you from there.


"Trial basis is basically two weeks. If after two weeks you still haven't blown up in each others faces, or crossed lines with other people in the organization, then this thing is going to grow in geometric proportions because that is how fantasticly wonderful these stories are developing with our mutual writing talents and networking skills."


FLASH INTO THE INFINITE PRESENT


Now if you are not hired as a writer for this project then don't write, do what you were hired to do.


The Penny King is creating a penny exchange. He is also creating a script exchange where he buys pennies for a dollar each, and film scripts for a penny each, but then resells them for a dollar a word, and get's them financed with him kicking back 50% of the profits to the Infinite Freedom Foundation and the other 50% to the Church of Infinitology.

If you were hired to be part of the zero interest mortgage operations fine, stick to that. If you were hired to be part of the mortgage scenes in one film and you have scenes in other films and projects we are working on stay focused on the projects that have been listed in the daily priorities list which we will try to put together with the help of our scheduling and finance people.


If you were hired for the scenes involving the Bank Activities Reform Commission then stick to the scripts.


Now I have labeled this document SCRIPT and it will be a running total of the dialogue between me and the writers who will, if they make it through my grammatical guantlet and my own style of writing, then we will work exclusively together with time and finance permitting.


If you are hired to write then write, don't act, and if you were hired to act then ACT, do not write.


I spent almost an hour earlier today before our Producer, Will P. Wilson came over and we sat around watching Bruce Almighty along with the Directors comments for about four hours as we also discussed our strategy on how to approach Jim Carey's agent at Creative Artists Agency in Beverly Hills, California with the IDIOTS and MORONS pitch!


That distraction took me away from being in the middle of writing a letter to someone I would like to introduce only for now as NIKKI. It is a letter from the Penny King but it was zapped by invisible forces which the Producer, Will P. Wilson, who suffers from PTSD, brought into the room with him when the Penny King arrived out of my imagination and lept out of the Infinite into this time space continuum which coincided with Infinite Blue Studios in Fremont, the Center of the Universe.


Here is the short letter in response to a series of emails that have culminated in this return dialogue to Nikki's sweet little innocent question :

"Okay. So tell me how I am supposed to make millions of dollars by referring people to you?"

"You have infinite potential for infinite freedom to do whatever you will. The Infinite gave you infinite free will. Use it!


Before I could finish the letter I was distracted by the chalkboard in the building we are in down the hall from our living quarters, which doubles as a studio and has a drum kit, all the electric sound and acoustics you need, and a built in editor and chief of photography, namely part of the crew, Gregg Leinweber with whom we have agreed to co-produce, co-write and finance for $50,000 a television pilot we want to pitch to CAA called "Alien News". I'm under penalty of death if I tell you any more than that!


All I can tell you is that the formula for how to build a vehicle that operates on gyroscopic technology which permits the creation of zero gravity within a sphere allowing a vehicle to travel through space without the need for internal combusion systems or rubber because it floats across the surface of the earth without polluting it was written by someone named Bob on the chalkboard and I was totally fascinated with the story lines.


Here then is the first story we are working on together before it is published at Associated Content. If you have been asked to write upon the below work please do so, and that means only if you are a writer.


Also remember that I like to put in pop quizes once in a while and I am somewhat of a trickster when it comes to testing people - that is part of the Buddha Pest story line, more on that later.


If you are not a writer then this story line is for your info only within the circle of people who receive this email relative to development projects already in the pipeline and for people who have already been pre-screened by the Writer and Director, Alex .S. Gabor

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